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9 comments:
I didn't think Rooney could top "Lemons, what a great fruit... so versatile, you can do so many things with it... 'course, you can't eat it" about 45 seconds into this video, but sure enough, that was just the tip of the iceberg.
For example, it blew my mind when Andy mentioned that he has three people working for him. That's a lot of overhead for this operation! Yet, before I even had time to digest (pun!) that information, he was talking about how his officemates recently held a "fruit naming competition." To be a fly on that wall.
And they say journalism is dead.
Please return the last two minutes of my life.
what the f*ck was that?
why are these fruits green? Green is for vegetables...
Don't get me started on Huckleberries.
His fingers look like they may fall off at any moment.
Get out of my supermarket, old man. And stop fingering my peaches!
"I suppose over the years, I’ve wasted more money on melons than anything else I’ve ever bought."
Positively insane. When he gets out from behind that desk, all bets are off.
Cherish him, folks. He could go at any moment.
He reminds me of an extra from the Thriller video.
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