Pepto Bismol YEA

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And his sister by voting for her store - nominated by Citysearch for the Best Women's Clothing Store in LA.

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She Always Does It With A

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERICA!

Flynn Claims Glenn Is Faking His Broken Thumb

Glenn, what say you?

FYI

NEEREN, PLEASE!

If I've asked you once, I've asked you TWICE! Do you live under a rock? Or in a closet (with someone's sister)??? Welcome to TheMelWire. Visit frequently. And don't ever let me catch you, my one and only Beer Pong Partner, this far out of the loop again. Welcome once again . . . you have quite a bit of catching up to do.

Tacos For Rockers

From NY Magazine:
Coming to North 7th Street and Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg: The Taco Truck. It will be manned by comedian (and front man of the Jewish) Jeffrey Jensen and Bad Wizard singer Curtis Brown, who conducted research at the trucks on Roosevelt Avenue.

Brown tells us he's cooking “less skanky” versions of the classics: pulled pork, roasted chicken and beef, Baja-style fish, plus menudo soup (with tripe) and corn chowder for winter. No tortas, alas, because Brown plans on making everything himself (even the tortillas) and he isn’t about to bake bread. But beginning in April, he will serve breakfast burritos.

Operating hours in the meantime: Wednesday to Thursday, 6 p.m. till 2 a.m.; Friday, 6 p.m. till 4 a.m.; Saturday, 1 p.m. till 4 a.m.; Sunday, noon till 6 p.m. Look for the baby-blue and hot-pink truck surrounded by ravenous hipsters, and expect a serious traffic drop-off at Anna Maria pizza, the go-to drunken feeding spot.

FMB: Broken Finger?

Cross Your Chubby Little Fingers

Talks between writers and producers have resumed. Let's hope the strike ends soon. Can't live without Alec Baldwin. My roommate can't live without Dr. Jack Shepherd!

The 20 Worst Foods In America

Click here for the complete list.

Giles Went To See This Movie Tonight

Your thoughts?

FMB & TMW: Your Faithful Editors Salute You!

Congrats!

And speedy recovery GC and KK.

LET'S GO HOLLAND!

Very Big Bug

A VERY BIG BUG.

Your Favorite Neil-ism

In honor of the old Papa's birthday, let's make a list of things we love about this guy. I'll kick it off in the comments section.

Happy Birthday!

It's J'Oleary's Most Favorite Time Of The Year!

The annual "Oprah's Favorite Things" airs today. Enjoyable in so many ways for so many people. For J'Oleary and I, the joy comes from watching people's expressions as they learn they have just been given a free refrigerator or a set of cashmere slippers.

By the look on their faces, you would think they'd just been told something really, truly amazing, like, Al Gore was wrong! Global Warming doesn't exist, or, George Bush just got hit by a mack truck!

Click here to watch the enchanting trailer (screengrab below to entice you). I would have embedded it, but that miserly Queen Oprah prevented YouTube from allowing such egregious behavior.


This lady's "O-Face"

Lick Your Chops

Behold! A Feast!

Great bird, H&P!

Spiritualized

Rocked us.

Can You Spot Welshly?

This photo was taken in Watford, England - Circa 1983.

The Other Boleyn Girl Hits Theatres Feb 29

Can't wait. Check out the trailer here. Jamie, you best get that book finished soon!

Tonight's Activity Includes A String Section & Gospel Singers

Not to mention Soul Food at a Harlem eatery in advance of the show. Can't wait!

GILES - LEAVING NY FOR LA

It's official, our best British mate Giles has accepted a slot in the competitive USC Graduate Film program. Something tells me the LA lifestyle will suit you well . . . until you spill beer all over it/break it into pieces. Congrats and don't forget about us Seinfeld characters here in NYC. Dave, you're in charge now, pal.


His welcoming committee.

Best First Name In The NFL

Sunday Wedding Celebrations

Mazel Tov!

Jerry Seinfeld: Some Things I Think You Should Know

Jerry sold light bulbs over the phone, before becoming a comedian

Jerry's first store bought Halloween costume was a superman costume that didn't fit. His mother made him wear his winter coat over it.

He is a lover of breakfast cereal.

During his time in college, he was an amateur wrestler who called himself "The Jewish Terror".

Dave & Nose Build A Halfpipe

In Nose's downtown LA loft on Skid Row. Buried Treasure!

Tallest, Meet Smallest

Name Your Favorite Now Deadbeat Celebrity

Featured in this video. In the comments section.

AN FMB SCOOP THAT MADE ME LOL

Glenn, this is truly amazing. Thank you!

Rare Bearded Monkeys Discovered in Kenya

A new survey has uncovered a previously unknown population of the monkeys in western Kenya, a potential boon for a species thought to be near extinction in eastern Africa.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/11/071105-monkeys.html

I WANT MY FMB!

Great With Gruyere

Dave Wisdom

Anyone who fails to buy a ticket to see BEE MOVIE this weekend will be personally punched in the face by Jerry Seinfeld.

Navigating The Writer's Strike: A Must-Read For LOST Fans

"Filming of Season 4 simply cannot continue without the writers, and if you believe otherwise, you are gravely misinformed."
Click here to find out more.

Cheers!

JR turns the corner on another year today.

THE WIRE SEASON 5

Note: Season 5 premieres this January. That means you have November to catch up on seasons 1, 2, and 3 (a hefty task). Season 4 comes out on DVD on December 5, giving you just a month to get yo'selves up and up and ready to go.

Jared From Kid Nation Is, Quite Simply

a genius.

Reunited

And The Winners Are

Rooster Hannigan & Miss Hannigan
as cleverly portrayed by Rossman & Maguire.

"Easy street, Easy street, Annie is the key, Yes sirree, Yes sirree, Yes sirree, Easy street, Easy street, That's where we're gonna -- Be!"

Well done and Congratulations from all of us at TMW.