The Tale Of Melereaux

Photo credit: Mark Jafar

Luck Be A Lady Tonight

Check out this snap I just took moments ago from the roof of our building.
Click to enlarge for the full effect.

A Merry Jafar XMas

Eagles Ice Cream, Ahoy!

More Merry Xmas From Matt Jafar

Start watching at about 1:10 in.

Matt Jafar Wishes You "A Funky, Funky Christmas"

Matt's Worst Ever Christmas Gifts List:

• Cranium
• Slippers
• Blanket with matching slippers
• Hot chocolate maker
• S'mores maker
• More slippers
• Carom Board (pictured below)

Yidio, Happy Hannukah

Free streaming video of with The Life and Times of Tim. Do it now. You won't regret. Seriously? That's amazing.

http://www.yidio.com/tv-shows

Merry Xmas! I Love America!

Girl - did you know?

Drew

TMW 2008 BEAST OF THE YEAR AWARDS

It was the year of the best - wasn't it? The Mel Wire is proud to present the following justly deserved awards:

BEAST OF THE YEAR: CHUCK A kind and noble pit bull on loan from BARC - Brooklyn Animal Resource Coalition. A loving friend with a great snort that razzles and dazzles all who have the great fortune to cross his path.

ROOKIE BEAST OF THE YEAR: WASABI AKSELRAD
Wasabi exploded onto the scene this summer and has since celebrated more Philly weddings than even Moose this year!

COMEBACK BEAST OF THE YEAR: LYLA LEVIN
Lyla made a speedy and admirable recovery after being hit by a car this summer. Always elegant in her every move, Lyla's recovery was aided by the love and care of:

BEST SUPPORTING BEAST: MONSTER LEVIN


MOST LUMBEROUS BEAST: HAYLEY JAFAR

LEAST BEAST!: CHESTER ALTARESCU
Chester, please!

LIFETIME BEAST ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: SAGE
It is our distinct honor to award SAGE with this title, though posthumously. Sage, we love + miss you and we will never forget!

Goin' On A Much Needed Vacation

TILLES! STRAIGHT ROCKIN' IT AGAIN!

Erica's tribute video in honor of my birthday to a selection of my favorite Girl Talk jams. Oh how I love this! Love, love, love!

HONESTLY, WHO THROWS A SHOE?

MAY I HAVE THE ENVELOPE PLEASE?

Introducing TMW's Best + Most Loved Albums of 2008:

1. GIRL TALK: Feed The Animals
   
2. GLASVEGAS: Glasvegas
   
3. MGMT: Oracular Spectactular
   
4. VAMPIRE WEEKEND: Vampire Weekend
   
5. THE WHIGS: Mission Control
   
6. ELBOW: The Seldom Seen Kid
   
7. SIGUR ROS: með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust
8. BLACK KIDS: Partie Traumatic
   
9. GRAND ARCHIVES: Grand Archives
   
10. THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS: Age Of The Understatement

Please, won't you share yours?

THE LIFE + TIMES OF TIM

Rossi recommends. The Mel Wire agrees. The Life & Times of Tim is "Amazing".

Editor's Note

1) Please watch the Walrus video.

2) Breaking news: Giles + Feurey attended the Oasis concert last night together in LA. Scary, we know. The last I heard was that they were on the hotdog line while Ryan Adams was playing. Giles/Feurey - proof of life, please!

Oh HELL Yes

Shrimp On A Treadmill