Bernie's Latest Scheme

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Chris Kelly's World, Chris Kelly's Children

We Need Axe To Moonwalk For Us In VT

YES, YES?

Haw Haw

Newfound Love & Respect

For my (new) initials.

Remembering MJ: "Liberian Girl"

Michael Jackson MTV Music

Travolta. Weathers. Yankovic. And that's before Ackroyd and Guttenberg roll in on twin motorcycles.

Check out the full MJ video archive here...http://www.mtvmusic.com/jackson_michael

Movie Notes Powered by FMB

"This film impresses in a way that doesn't seem to fit the "tweeny" crowd that supports it. Vampires have always been interesting lore in our culture and the film takes a new age approach to the story."

Glenn's rating: 3/5 stars

Rest In Peace, MJ

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Morning, SchruteCakes

Big News: Ben's Moving To BILLYBURG!

Welcome to the 'hood, l'il man.

Hey everyone. Check out these amazing pics of Ben's new place.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/abo/1235660187.html

Pretty hilarious. The kids who live there now didn't bother to make the bed for the pics... and it flew off the market. Shadily amazing!


Interested in rooming with Ben this July? He's looking for a subletter. Holla at him - baltarescu@gmail.com

It's Weezy Baby

Mark Hosted LOST Trivia Night Last Night

To great success. Here are some highlights.

Mark, hosting it with ease. Seated at the table, one of Conde Nast's finest IT guys. The single person who replied to my facebook announcement.

Mel & Dr. Marvin Candle

Arm wrestle. Why not.

The Others.


JOHN LOCKE.

Noble Beast

Williamsburg Waterfront Concerts

Sunday, July 12 — Mission of Burma, Fucked Up and Ponytail (FREE)

Sunday, July 19 — Magnolia Electric Co., Dirty Projectors and TBA (FREE)

Sunday, July 26 — Health (FREE)

Sunday, Aug 02 — Dan Deacon, No Age & Deerhunter (FREE)

Sunday, Aug 09 — Simian Mobile Disco DJ set & TBA (FREE)

Sunday, Aug 16 — TBA

Sunday, Aug 23 — Girl Talk, Max Tundra and Wiz Khalifa (FREE)

Sunday, Aug 30 — Beach House & Grizzly Bear (FREE)

Mark's Office

Yeah, baby - yeah.

The Phoenix Show Melted Our Faces Off

PHOENIX SETLIST

Lisztomania

Long Distance Call

Consolation Prizes

Lasso

Napolean Says

Funky Square Dance

Rally

Girlfriend

Armistice

Love Like a Sunset

Run Run Run

Too Young

Sometimes in the Fall

Rome

ENCORE:

If I Ever Feel Better

1901

Do You Want Your Chili In A Bread Bowl?

ABC's FlashForward: Yes Or No?

TMW wants to know...do you plan on checking this out? It doesn't premiere until September, but the pilot was screened for critics this week. Here's an early review -- http://tunedin.blogs.time.com/2009/06/17/test-pilot-flash-forward/

This. Is. ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

Watch the whole thing. Then, join me as I move to Mexico.

OH YEA

HOME SICK TODAY

Who Is Dickchicken?

A mysterious new graffiti artist has emerged in Williamsburg as a potential heir to Neckface. Who is the culprit?

Back To Work, People

Atta boy, Matty.

Jon's Brooklyn Office

DeVito

Hammered. On the street. In Philly. At 8 in the morning.

http://gawker.com/5287431/danny-devito-interviewed-blinding-drunk-on-morning-tv-again

This Is Where Jon GETS IT ON

Double Mel Wire screens. Now thatsawhattaIliketosee!

Cold Blooded

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
End Times
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Newt Gingrich Unedited Interview

...and hilarious.

Sue, At Her Desk: In Control

HELLO?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!

Thanks, Drew.

Remember When I Told You The High Line Was Coming?

Well, it's here!

http://www.thehighline.org/

WE LOVE

Happy Birthday, Tetris

Love your biggest fans,

Melanie & Nicole

This Is Where The MOOSE Gets Loose!

Moose - the fact that you have TMW up on your screen, well - you're amazing!

Dr. Steixner's Lair

A couple nice things about my office, by Brian Steixner, MD:

1. the painting was given to me by a visitng professor from Japan, his dad painted it, his name is Yoshi

2. yes, i kicked the hole in the wall

Amazing Bruno Slideshow!

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/celebrity/photos/who/sacha+baron+cohen.html

Must See TV: Will Ferrell In Man V. Wild

Genius promotion for Land Of The Lost and highly entertaining.
This is the REAL "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here"!

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/manvswild/manvswild.html

Vintage Chappelle

Dave Chapelle Popcopy


One of my favorites. I had a maddening Kinko's experience today that was so close to this - it was scary.

View From My Cube

I feel like the Stapler guy from Office Space.

Remember the glory days?

Should we re-visit THE OFFICE feature? Who wants to send me a picture of their office?

I hope most of you have UPGRADED since July 2007 when we last visited this topic!

Unfortunately the demise of the publishing industry has taken me from a nice private corner office space to a deadly cube from hell.

Send me your pics - melaniejafar@gmail.com

Game ON!

That MTV

MTV. What a network. Employs Mark, helps to pay the rent. And (at times) it's sooooo funny and irreverent! Last night's MTV Movie Awards rocked. Hope you caught 'em. If not they will probably play them 100x over the next 2 days.