Pepto Bismol YEA

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She Always Does It With A

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERICA!

Flynn Claims Glenn Is Faking His Broken Thumb

Glenn, what say you?

FYI

NEEREN, PLEASE!

If I've asked you once, I've asked you TWICE! Do you live under a rock? Or in a closet (with someone's sister)??? Welcome to TheMelWire. Visit frequently. And don't ever let me catch you, my one and only Beer Pong Partner, this far out of the loop again. Welcome once again . . . you have quite a bit of catching up to do.

Tacos For Rockers

From NY Magazine:
Coming to North 7th Street and Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg: The Taco Truck. It will be manned by comedian (and front man of the Jewish) Jeffrey Jensen and Bad Wizard singer Curtis Brown, who conducted research at the trucks on Roosevelt Avenue.

Brown tells us he's cooking “less skanky” versions of the classics: pulled pork, roasted chicken and beef, Baja-style fish, plus menudo soup (with tripe) and corn chowder for winter. No tortas, alas, because Brown plans on making everything himself (even the tortillas) and he isn’t about to bake bread. But beginning in April, he will serve breakfast burritos.

Operating hours in the meantime: Wednesday to Thursday, 6 p.m. till 2 a.m.; Friday, 6 p.m. till 4 a.m.; Saturday, 1 p.m. till 4 a.m.; Sunday, noon till 6 p.m. Look for the baby-blue and hot-pink truck surrounded by ravenous hipsters, and expect a serious traffic drop-off at Anna Maria pizza, the go-to drunken feeding spot.

FMB: Broken Finger?

Cross Your Chubby Little Fingers

Talks between writers and producers have resumed. Let's hope the strike ends soon. Can't live without Alec Baldwin. My roommate can't live without Dr. Jack Shepherd!

The 20 Worst Foods In America

Click here for the complete list.

Giles Went To See This Movie Tonight

Your thoughts?

FMB & TMW: Your Faithful Editors Salute You!

Congrats!

And speedy recovery GC and KK.

LET'S GO HOLLAND!

Very Big Bug

A VERY BIG BUG.

Your Favorite Neil-ism

In honor of the old Papa's birthday, let's make a list of things we love about this guy. I'll kick it off in the comments section.

Happy Birthday!

It's J'Oleary's Most Favorite Time Of The Year!

The annual "Oprah's Favorite Things" airs today. Enjoyable in so many ways for so many people. For J'Oleary and I, the joy comes from watching people's expressions as they learn they have just been given a free refrigerator or a set of cashmere slippers.

By the look on their faces, you would think they'd just been told something really, truly amazing, like, Al Gore was wrong! Global Warming doesn't exist, or, George Bush just got hit by a mack truck!

Click here to watch the enchanting trailer (screengrab below to entice you). I would have embedded it, but that miserly Queen Oprah prevented YouTube from allowing such egregious behavior.


This lady's "O-Face"

Lick Your Chops

Behold! A Feast!

Great bird, H&P!

Spiritualized

Rocked us.