Thursday, November 6, 2008

COSTUME CONTEST BABY!

JOE SIX PACK + L'IL WEEZY

WILL FERRELL + VAMPIRE

SIDEWAYS ROCKER

L'IL WAYNE

FLASHER
ED SCISSORHANDS + BJORK
BLADES OF GLORY + SMOKIN 70'S CHICKY
A LUCKY PILOT + HIS LOVELY LADY
ROCK BAND!
MIAMI VIKING

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

DONE!



I have never felt prouder to be American - and welcome change with open arms!

FINGERS CROSSED

Saturday, November 1, 2008

COSTUME CONTEST!

Welcome to the second annual The Mel Wire Halloween Costume Contest! Let's take a moment to honor last year's winner:
Please send me your submission by end of day tomorrow (Sunday) - I will post the entries and then the voting shall begin!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

CONGRANCHIN, PHILLIES PHANS!




The last time Philadelphia held a victory parade for a sports team, "Thriller" was the nation's favorite dance jam, Ronald Reagan occupied the White House and "Return of the Jedi" was tearing up the box office.

It has been a long 25 years.


Tomorrow's parade details can be found here! http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/20081030_Long-awaited_Philly_parade_set_for_Friday.html

Sunday, October 12, 2008

We Love Philly Fans

Even more than ever:

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Noble Beasts


A soldier is greeted by his dogs upon returning from a 14-month tour in Iraq.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Moose + Jess - Congrats!

Congrats Mr. & Mrs. Neeren!

Pictures from last night's epic celebration are live here http://themelwire.shutterfly.com/ and await your comments.



Love, The Mel Wire
(or as CK accidentally said this morning, "your MILF website")

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Dig Out Your Soul, Chris Kelly


New Oasis album now streaming in its entirety here or at http://www.myspace.com/oasis.

Monday, September 29, 2008

REST IN PEACE, THOUGHTFUL BEAST

IN MEMORIAM
SAGE



THE BEGINNING OF TIME - 9/29/08
RIP

HE WAS A GREAT FRIEND. THOUGHTFUL, WISE, CARING, LOVING AND SWEET. NOT TO MENTION, KIND. HE DIED IN PEACE AND WILL BE MISSED.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Fly, Eagles, FLY


THEMELWIRE BLEEDS EAGLE GREEN
AND EATS EAGLES ICE CREAM!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Lil Mel


"No it ain't my birthday but I got my name on my cake"

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Mel Wire Just Loves


LIL WAYNE

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Palinesque




Myaheeee!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

It's Him

Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Mel Wire Approves

Lou Seal

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

CONGRANCHIN BLOCK & ANCHIN!

CK, OK?

McBen Recommends: #2

Due to popular demand, the name has changed...but the game remains the same. Due to contrary belief, I will not always be recommending movies. So, for blogisode #2, I recommend Dr. Dog's new album, "Fate", to ye all. I hope you enjoy it.



McBen gives "Fate" an A-

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

MC Ben Recommends: # 1

I'd like to kick things off with a movie recommendation:

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly



MC Ben gives it 4 1/2 out of 5 STARS!

Enjoy.

MC Ben Recommends

Let's be real. Meller's been busy, and I've been bored.

Thus, themelwire.blogspot.com would like to announce a new bi-weekly event entitled "MC Ben Recommends", sponsored by Men's Vogue, God Tunes/Pilot Fish, and MTV Global Networks, in which MC Ben will recommend something of value to all TMW's faithful readers.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Earthquake Shakes Southern California

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A strong earthquake has shaken Southern California.

Dave Altarescu reports live from the scene:

Monday, July 28, 2008

Dr. Steixner's New Commerical

Check it out here.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

LOST Spoilage (Tyler Park Livage)

JULY 26, 2008
'Lost' producers drop hints about next season
Comic-Con -- Viewers watching the start of the next season of "Lost" will not initially know when or where the action is set. Producers will shake up the flashback/flashforward formula. The anonymous other Lost survivors on the Zodiac raft with Daniel Faraday will probably not survive.


http://www.thrfeed.com/2008/07/lost-next-seaso.html

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

INTRODUCING BLUE ALTARESCU!

Please welcome our newest Beast to the family and join me in congratulating Dave! Dave rescued Blue from a pound and is busy helping him adjust to life outside bars.





Blue's Clues & Old School jokes/references have already been made, FYI.


Saturday, July 19, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

RATATAT ROCKED ME SO F#$%%&ING HARD LAST NIGHT


WISH YOU WERE THERE. ALL OF YOU.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

BROTHER DAVE!


ALWAYS on the lookout!

Pavarotti

Certainly, like you've never seen him before.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Lizzies

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Shiny Happy People


Can you spot your buddies in here?

What IS this?

Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy 4th



Wednesday, July 2, 2008

JIGGA

Monday, June 30, 2008

To Kobe

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Introducing


WASABI HARA AKSELRAD!

Monday, June 23, 2008

RIP


George Carlin, 1937-2008

A TMW INSPIRATION.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Never Forget

Hogzilla ????-2004

Thursday, June 12, 2008

STRAIGHT CHILLIN'


Poms & Pops hit the open road with their trusty first mate in tow!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Channeling Anchorman

Best / Worst transition in the history of television news:

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

Feel This Love

Monday, June 2, 2008

LET'S GET LIQUORED UP!


Mazel Tov from The Mel Wire! Wedding bells are ringing!