Sunday, September 7, 2008

Palinesque




Myaheeee!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

It's Him

Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Mel Wire Approves

Lou Seal

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

CONGRANCHIN BLOCK & ANCHIN!

CK, OK?

McBen Recommends: #2

Due to popular demand, the name has changed...but the game remains the same. Due to contrary belief, I will not always be recommending movies. So, for blogisode #2, I recommend Dr. Dog's new album, "Fate", to ye all. I hope you enjoy it.



McBen gives "Fate" an A-

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

MC Ben Recommends: # 1

I'd like to kick things off with a movie recommendation:

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly



MC Ben gives it 4 1/2 out of 5 STARS!

Enjoy.

MC Ben Recommends

Let's be real. Meller's been busy, and I've been bored.

Thus, themelwire.blogspot.com would like to announce a new bi-weekly event entitled "MC Ben Recommends", sponsored by Men's Vogue, God Tunes/Pilot Fish, and MTV Global Networks, in which MC Ben will recommend something of value to all TMW's faithful readers.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Earthquake Shakes Southern California

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A strong earthquake has shaken Southern California.

Dave Altarescu reports live from the scene:

Monday, July 28, 2008

Dr. Steixner's New Commerical

Check it out here.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

LOST Spoilage (Tyler Park Livage)

JULY 26, 2008
'Lost' producers drop hints about next season
Comic-Con -- Viewers watching the start of the next season of "Lost" will not initially know when or where the action is set. Producers will shake up the flashback/flashforward formula. The anonymous other Lost survivors on the Zodiac raft with Daniel Faraday will probably not survive.


http://www.thrfeed.com/2008/07/lost-next-seaso.html

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

INTRODUCING BLUE ALTARESCU!

Please welcome our newest Beast to the family and join me in congratulating Dave! Dave rescued Blue from a pound and is busy helping him adjust to life outside bars.





Blue's Clues & Old School jokes/references have already been made, FYI.


Saturday, July 19, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

RATATAT ROCKED ME SO F#$%%&ING HARD LAST NIGHT


WISH YOU WERE THERE. ALL OF YOU.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

BROTHER DAVE!


ALWAYS on the lookout!

Pavarotti

Certainly, like you've never seen him before.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Lizzies

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Shiny Happy People


Can you spot your buddies in here?

What IS this?

Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy 4th



Wednesday, July 2, 2008

JIGGA

Monday, June 30, 2008

To Kobe

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Introducing


WASABI HARA AKSELRAD!

Monday, June 23, 2008

RIP


George Carlin, 1937-2008

A TMW INSPIRATION.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Never Forget

Hogzilla ????-2004

Thursday, June 12, 2008

STRAIGHT CHILLIN'


Poms & Pops hit the open road with their trusty first mate in tow!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Channeling Anchorman

Best / Worst transition in the history of television news:

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

Feel This Love

Monday, June 2, 2008

LET'S GET LIQUORED UP!


Mazel Tov from The Mel Wire! Wedding bells are ringing!

Friday, May 30, 2008

No way. NO WAY.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Congratulations!


May your love only multiply.

Excuse You, Tim Russert!

Beans for lunch?

In Honor Of Nicole & Mike's Graduation



Congrats dudes

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I Am The Walrus

Friday, May 16, 2008

A Bad Day Of Fishing


Beats A Good Day At Work.

Burgundy, Brokaw



"Greater than the greatest generation"

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Words Mel Hates: "Druthers"

druth·ers

Pronunciation[druhth-erz]

–noun Informal.

one's own way, choice, or preference:

If Mel had her druthers, no one would ever f*cking use the word "druthers" around her again.

[Origin: 1870–75; pl. of druther, (I, you, etc.) 'd rather (contr. of would rather)]

Have You Ever Seen A Cow The Size Of A Baby Elephant


Thanks to Giles, yes, now you have.

THEY DID IT!

Surveillance images of Rossman and Sue crossing the finish line of The Broad Street Run.

Yikes.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Oasis/"Stop The Clocks" (Demo)

Oasis/"I Wanna Live In A Dream (In My Record Machine)" (Demo)

Oasis/"Nothin' On Me" (Demo)

Best News - EVA'!


The Weinstein Co. is reviving Jim Henson series 'Fraggle Rock' as a live-action musical pic.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Opera Man: Spotted in W'Burg, Bklyn







From Jon, To Giles (Via Mel)

Yep, it's funnier when Farley does it.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Okay...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ritter

For Mookie

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Please Give A Warm TMW Welcome To:

Imogen! Saffron! ASHGAR!!!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

A Night at the Beer Garden



WARNING: Contains strong language

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Here's To The Birthday Boy


You stay classy, Pittsburgh!
http://fingermyblog.blogspot.com/

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Meet Chuck

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Help Me Raise A Chair - Or Two!!!

Good morning faithful readers,

I am sure many of you received an email from me this morning, but I wanted to make sure everyone was aware that I am trying to raise funds needed to donate 100 brand new chairs to Renaissance EMS so that we can provide appropriate seating for parents and friends of the kids in the band. Renaissance is the non-profit organization in the South Bronx that my dad helps to run.

Currently, this is what many of the chairs look like:


Help me raise a chair or two by clicking here and making a donation!

$25 bones will raise two chairs. Consider it your subscription fee for the daily content you enjoy on TMW. ; )

XOXO

MEL
Curious to learn more about Renaissance EMS?
Official website: http://www.renaissance-ems.org
Chairman's Blog: http://renaissance-ems.blogspot.com/

Saturday, April 12, 2008

MOVIE NOTES POWERED BY FMB

Johnny Mnemonic

Never see this movie! Ever.
1 out of 5 stars.

MOVIE NOTES POWERED BY FMB

THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY

I haven't seen this since I was at Neil's house one night some time in the 90's. It's exactly how I remember it-poorly edited, horrible sound-yet bizarrely humorous. Very unique and really quite good. 3 out of 5 stars.


Friday, April 11, 2008

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Happy Birthday Week, Melissa & Chris



Wishing you all the best, and hoping you always find a way to stand out from the crowd.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Monday, April 7, 2008

Worth the full viewing

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Fell In Love W/ A Drummer

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

INTRODUCING "MOVIE NOTES POWERED BY FMB"

The Mel Wire is thrilled to introduce "Movie Notes Powered By FMB" - a new section featuring Netflix reviews by the one, the only:



Mr. Glenn Carlen

First up, A West Side Story:
More like West Side Bore-Me...Hi-Oh! Best Picture? Must have been a slow year- just like the movie. Aside from the dancing, singing, lame acting and length...it was great!
2 out of 5 stars

How Could I Forget This Young'un?


As loyal a Yanks fan as his Pops - since birth.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

That Bachelor Gives Me The

Meeps

Monday, March 31, 2008

McNabb Who? The Eagles Have SUE!

Happy Opening Day, Pops!


Last opening day in "The Cathedral"!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Faith The Two-Legged Dog Is Amazing

Faith, a chow mix, was born without front legs and has learned to walk upright. She travels the country, serving as an inspiration for overcoming adversity and I love her.


Click there to view pictures of her first to the Washington region courtesy of the Washington Post.