Sunday, June 29, 2008

Introducing


WASABI HARA AKSELRAD!

Monday, June 23, 2008

RIP


George Carlin, 1937-2008

A TMW INSPIRATION.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Never Forget

Hogzilla ????-2004

Thursday, June 12, 2008

STRAIGHT CHILLIN'


Poms & Pops hit the open road with their trusty first mate in tow!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Channeling Anchorman

Best / Worst transition in the history of television news:

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

Feel This Love

Monday, June 2, 2008

LET'S GET LIQUORED UP!


Mazel Tov from The Mel Wire! Wedding bells are ringing!

Friday, May 30, 2008

No way. NO WAY.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Congratulations!


May your love only multiply.

Excuse You, Tim Russert!

Beans for lunch?

In Honor Of Nicole & Mike's Graduation



Congrats dudes

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I Am The Walrus

Friday, May 16, 2008

A Bad Day Of Fishing


Beats A Good Day At Work.

Burgundy, Brokaw



"Greater than the greatest generation"

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Words Mel Hates: "Druthers"

druth·ers

Pronunciation[druhth-erz]

–noun Informal.

one's own way, choice, or preference:

If Mel had her druthers, no one would ever f*cking use the word "druthers" around her again.

[Origin: 1870–75; pl. of druther, (I, you, etc.) 'd rather (contr. of would rather)]

Have You Ever Seen A Cow The Size Of A Baby Elephant


Thanks to Giles, yes, now you have.

THEY DID IT!

Surveillance images of Rossman and Sue crossing the finish line of The Broad Street Run.

Yikes.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Oasis/"Stop The Clocks" (Demo)

Oasis/"I Wanna Live In A Dream (In My Record Machine)" (Demo)

Oasis/"Nothin' On Me" (Demo)

Best News - EVA'!


The Weinstein Co. is reviving Jim Henson series 'Fraggle Rock' as a live-action musical pic.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Opera Man: Spotted in W'Burg, Bklyn







From Jon, To Giles (Via Mel)

Yep, it's funnier when Farley does it.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Okay...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ritter

For Mookie

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Please Give A Warm TMW Welcome To:

Imogen! Saffron! ASHGAR!!!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

A Night at the Beer Garden



WARNING: Contains strong language

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Here's To The Birthday Boy


You stay classy, Pittsburgh!
http://fingermyblog.blogspot.com/

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Meet Chuck

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Help Me Raise A Chair - Or Two!!!

Good morning faithful readers,

I am sure many of you received an email from me this morning, but I wanted to make sure everyone was aware that I am trying to raise funds needed to donate 100 brand new chairs to Renaissance EMS so that we can provide appropriate seating for parents and friends of the kids in the band. Renaissance is the non-profit organization in the South Bronx that my dad helps to run.

Currently, this is what many of the chairs look like:


Help me raise a chair or two by clicking here and making a donation!

$25 bones will raise two chairs. Consider it your subscription fee for the daily content you enjoy on TMW. ; )

XOXO

MEL
Curious to learn more about Renaissance EMS?
Official website: http://www.renaissance-ems.org
Chairman's Blog: http://renaissance-ems.blogspot.com/

Saturday, April 12, 2008

MOVIE NOTES POWERED BY FMB

Johnny Mnemonic

Never see this movie! Ever.
1 out of 5 stars.

MOVIE NOTES POWERED BY FMB

THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY

I haven't seen this since I was at Neil's house one night some time in the 90's. It's exactly how I remember it-poorly edited, horrible sound-yet bizarrely humorous. Very unique and really quite good. 3 out of 5 stars.


Friday, April 11, 2008

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Happy Birthday Week, Melissa & Chris



Wishing you all the best, and hoping you always find a way to stand out from the crowd.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Monday, April 7, 2008

Worth the full viewing

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Fell In Love W/ A Drummer

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

INTRODUCING "MOVIE NOTES POWERED BY FMB"

The Mel Wire is thrilled to introduce "Movie Notes Powered By FMB" - a new section featuring Netflix reviews by the one, the only:



Mr. Glenn Carlen

First up, A West Side Story:
More like West Side Bore-Me...Hi-Oh! Best Picture? Must have been a slow year- just like the movie. Aside from the dancing, singing, lame acting and length...it was great!
2 out of 5 stars

How Could I Forget This Young'un?


As loyal a Yanks fan as his Pops - since birth.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

That Bachelor Gives Me The

Meeps

Monday, March 31, 2008

McNabb Who? The Eagles Have SUE!

Happy Opening Day, Pops!


Last opening day in "The Cathedral"!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Faith The Two-Legged Dog Is Amazing

Faith, a chow mix, was born without front legs and has learned to walk upright. She travels the country, serving as an inspiration for overcoming adversity and I love her.


Click there to view pictures of her first to the Washington region courtesy of the Washington Post.

Friday, March 28, 2008

The Real Life B.F.G.!

World's Tallest Man Struggles to Fit In

American Idol

Haven't been watching, don't really care. Not even sure when it's on. But this is impressive:

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

LOL


Thx Jilly.
Funny cause it's true! ; )

Caption: If This Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Bigs Bunny

That's My Dawg!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

A Tribue To Our Namesake

"The Wire ended at just the right time: too soon"

The New York Times: So Many Characters, Yet So Little Resolution
"To survive, these young men had to lose what made them human.

And that’s what was heartbreaking. Thanks to the show’s incisive writing and the brilliant work of the young actors who played Dukie, Randy and Michael, we knew what they were like when they were human, when they were just kids."

Chicago Tribune: 'The Wire' comes full circle in its gripping finale





"Yes, personal salvation is possible, barely — But as for the world? Forget it, it's beyond repair."

NY Magazine:‘The Wire’ Finale: The Anti-‘Sopranos’

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Hey, look it's like my thumb is my cock

Dog & Goat: Best Friends Forever

From The Daily Mail:

A paternal dog has adopted an abandoned baby goat as his surrogate child.

Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kid called Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre at Buckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Disappointing Episode

Except for the Widmore reveal.

Jeff Jensen.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Marlo Mother@#$@#$ing Stanfield!

Reginald

The Moose Is Loose!


To the better half of Melly-Moose, Happy Birthday!

Omar. Bubs. MCNULTY!



Monday, March 3, 2008

Caption Contest


Keep it clean.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Have you seen this man?


Where you at, FMB?